booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS
ways to get me into bed
1. have curly hair
2. wear a crown
thats it after that im so yours
HO L YSH IT
A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]